dear spamers with cats

[narcissa]

how do u stop the cat from putting their face into ur food

[K-Man]

water pistol

[risbolla]

poison ur own food !!! cat will never do it again

[Relaps]

does it actually eat your food or is it just inspecting

[narcissa]

eating holy shit and i don't even eat meat

[K-Man]

the solution here is obvious: start eating meat to dissuade your weird vegan cat

[K-Man]

man, I should really start another advice column

[fat lesbian]

u can't. either share or walk around while u eat

[Zomber_Jesus]

Cats are stubborn but clever. All of mine are disciplined because I raised them without ever allowing them to touch my plates but if it's older it's more of a challenge. Just be consistent for a long time.

[risbolla]

eat only lemons !!! cat hate it

[narcissa]

u can't. either share or walk around while u eat

I guess that's good for weight loss

[grue]

I blow on their face or tap their ear, it's unpleasant so they back off

[K-Man]

but enough about how grue picks up women !

[narcissa]

She's eating my broccoli soup. Fucking unreal

[K-Man]

I know my posts are seldom serious, but I wasn't kidding about the water gun

I grew up around cats, they hate water, if it gets spritzed every time it goes for the food eventually it will give up

SHOOT THAT CAT ALREADY