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dear spamers with cats - narcissa - 12-22-2016

how do u stop the cat from putting their face into ur food


RE: dear spamers with cats - K-Man - 12-22-2016

water pistol


RE: dear spamers with cats - risbolla - 12-22-2016

poison ur own food !!! cat will never do it again


RE: dear spamers with cats - Relaps - 12-23-2016

does it actually eat your food or is it just inspecting


RE: dear spamers with cats - narcissa - 12-23-2016

eating holy shit and i don't even eat meat


RE: dear spamers with cats - K-Man - 12-23-2016

the solution here is obvious: start eating meat to dissuade your weird vegan cat


RE: dear spamers with cats - K-Man - 12-23-2016

man, I should really start another advice column


RE: dear spamers with cats - fat lesbian - 12-23-2016

u can't. either share or walk around while u eat


RE: dear spamers with cats - Zomber_Jesus - 12-23-2016

Cats are stubborn but clever. All of mine are disciplined because I raised them without ever allowing them to touch my plates but if it's older it's more of a challenge. Just be consistent for a long time.


RE: dear spamers with cats - risbolla - 12-23-2016

eat only lemons !!! cat hate it


RE: dear spamers with cats - narcissa - 12-23-2016

(12-23-2016, 11:14 AM)fat lesbian Wrote: u can't. either share or walk around while u eat

I guess that's good for weight loss


RE: dear spamers with cats - grue - 12-24-2016

I blow on their face or tap their ear, it's unpleasant so they back off


RE: dear spamers with cats - K-Man - 12-24-2016

but enough about how grue picks up women !


RE: dear spamers with cats - narcissa - 12-29-2016

She's eating my broccoli soup. Fucking unreal

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RE: dear spamers with cats - K-Man - 12-29-2016

I know my posts are seldom serious, but I wasn't kidding about the water gun

I grew up around cats, they hate water, if it gets spritzed every time it goes for the food eventually it will give up

SHOOT THAT CAT ALREADY