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About: 69 inches flaccid
05-20-2016, 02:43 AM
The real question is: do I need to have lost my first one in order to qualify for a replacement, and what is the limit on the number of dicks one person can have attached at a time?
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About: no pussy gettin homo that post a lot
05-20-2016, 02:51 AM
if im an organ donor and they take my dick when i die will the mortician stuff my pants too
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05-20-2016, 02:51 AM
im planning on an open casket but with the bottom half ajar instead of the top
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About: bones
05-20-2016, 03:05 AM
I want to have a telescopic bar installed in my pelvis when I die and my dick is donated, so that during my funeral my telescopic dick will lift up the bottom of the coffin, much to the chagrin of the patrons.
(11-16-2016, 02:28 AM)shagg Wrote: are you a meme?
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About: bones
05-20-2016, 03:05 AM
jk i'm gonna be cremated KISS MY ASH
(11-16-2016, 02:28 AM)shagg Wrote: are you a meme?
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05-20-2016, 06:50 AM
someone donate me their dick
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05-20-2016, 01:20 PM
Damn I was hoping it'd be a head (not penis kind) transplant
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05-20-2016, 01:58 PM
I'd be honoured to have my dick live on after I die
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05-20-2016, 07:45 PM
i want to replace my butt with a second dick so that i can be known in the gay community as "Super Top"
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05-20-2016, 09:38 PM
transplant is a thing now also ?? how does that even work,,,,,,how can u identify like a tree