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game of thrones (the show) (SPOILERS)
ok let's see

a) Cersei

that... was actually great. ill even forgive the controlled explosion (it's WILDfire for a reason but OK), that was a cool cersei moment. just fuck everything.

also that and the oldtown plot coming through, it's clear the oldtown conspiraccy is in full swing. very nice.

b) Dorne

NO. NO DORNE. STOP. magic teleporting Varys as usual. and they stole the fucking fire and blood dialogue. no. i hate it. HATE IT. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Olenna there is still a Lord Tyrell, i guess he was just cut from the show.

c) The Freys

I'm not sure what to feel about this. Teleporting Arya - let's just accept that distance is never a factor on this show. idk they really botched the Frey pies plot. it bums me. it was so satisfying in the books, and now... blegh. turns out Manderly is just a guy calling Jon a king? bah

d) winterfell

anyway Bran is coming over. interesting. so it means that the actual king is coming. except, jon knows he is alive? idk. he just doesn't mention bran at all

e) mereen

finally they're leaving mereen. varys is on the boat with them. lmfao. that's got to be a major mistake. but damn. what the actual fuck. im still laughing
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well shit there were dorne ships with Dany's fleet so I guess I was wrong to laugh

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(time and distance are still all over the fucking place mind you, but at leasst they tried to patch it up)
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so for clarification's sake let's try and draw a timeline

forgetting the north for a minute

1. Arya leaves Bravos for the Riverlands
2. Varys leaves Mereen for Dorne
(months pass)
3. Jaime dines with Frey, leaves
4. Arya kills all the Freys
5. Cersei kills everyone at the Sept
6. Jaime arrives at KL just in time for Cersei's coronation (Cersei wearing the same dress, it was all on the same day)
(weeks pass)
6. Jaime arrives at KL just in time for Cersei's coronation
7. Olenna arrives at Dorne after news from KL, meets Varys
(months pass)
8. Varys arrives at Mereen, Dany leaves with combined forces of Dorne, Tyrell (?), Dothraki, Unsullied and Ironborn

assuming this makes sense, now we have to account for when the North events take place within this timeline. I'm at a loss here, but I'll wager they happen a few weeks before Melissandre leaves Winterfell, because her plot seems to line up nicely with Arya, Scooby and the BWB
what about Oldtown? Sam arrives in Oldtown BEFORE Jon is crowned King, otherwise Oldtown would have a letter from the Winterfell maester clarifying that Jon is no longer Lord Commander, thus rendering Sam's letter useless.
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one more post for Arya - Nymeria hype and now I shut up
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jesus fucking christ
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but neat, jon is a dragonfucker
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so arya is definitely going to meet up with the hound and the brotherhood without banners again right? right???
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At Lancel's final moment, he finally realised there was no breastplate stretcher
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and melissandre, dont forget melissandre
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cerseis new outfit is disney villainish and great
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I liked how spelled out her being bad is
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yeah it's like they spent all this time portraying a likeable tiger mom that they themselves forgot she's meant to be evil for some reason
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i dont remember her ever being likeable
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