Best way to clean your butthole?

[Relaps]

why the fuck do you only eat MREs

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

this really adds a whole new layer of insanity to the man formerly known as the hard

[K-Man]

I think diehard lives in a doomsday bunker

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

I'm pretty sure he just fantasizes about it

[K-Man]

for the love of god be careful with what you use on that thing.

in the same way a girl shouldn't use strongly scented products upon her delicate vag, i would suggest to the gents that water is enough unless you want a sore ring.

i wholeheartedly disagree with everything in this post