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Best way to clean your butthole? - K-Man - 06-23-2016
So, recently while taking a shower I decided to switch things up a bit! Instead of doing the usual anal scrubbing, I decided to take one pump of the salicylic acid soap that I normally use for my face and gave the ol' poop chute a really nice lather & polish with my bare, sanitized fingers. Gotta tell ya, the thing's never been so squeaky clean!! Really got me thinking: what if there are even better ways to clean your butthole?
Which brings us to here, now. Spame, what method(s) do you use to achieve a refeshing clean fartbox? Maybe there is something out there that I would never think of, like washing my butt with the same soap I use for my face (who'da thunk it??)
Serious replies only, save the tomfoolery and flaming for the B2B forum.
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - Ben - 06-23-2016
i typically find that the usual ins-and-outs make sure nothing collects on it for too long. if need be i guess it could be washed like anything else, but if theres a particularly tough spot you could use something like your toothbrush (or even just your fingernails)
edit: oh this doesnt say buttonhole
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 06-23-2016
I let ben double me over like a tiajuana whore about to get horsefucked and ram my fudge factory until there's nothing left but a hot load and a deep sense of satisfaction
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - K-Man - 06-23-2016
George please, this is a serious conversation.
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 06-23-2016
whatever faggot
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - Relaps - 06-23-2016
I'm a pretty thorough wiper so I just give it a quick scrub in the shower and call it good I dont meas with my butt much
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - fat lesbian - 06-23-2016
i use exfoliating body soap. im relatively hairless like... everywhere... so i don't have a big cleanliness issue to begin with.
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - Gorilla Tits - 06-23-2016
I use a brillo pad
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - Delirious Biznasty - 06-23-2016
I only us baby wipes to clean my ass so its always sparkling even before I get into.the shower
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - Tempest - 06-26-2016
i don't have a bidet so i just dunk my ass in the toilet
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - csp - 06-26-2016
Aloe vera gel works wonders, put some on a few layers of damp toilet paper and just gently shove it up your hole to give it a good ol' cleanse, not only cleans your bum but also gets rid of the dreaded ring sting caused by that dodgy mexican you had last night
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 06-26-2016
what the fuck dude
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - csp - 06-26-2016
I also shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - Delirious Biznasty - 06-26-2016
I usually get constipated every week because all I eat is MREs, so I have my enema days every Sunday while laying down in the shower so I don't know if I'm crying
RE: Best way to clean your butthole? - CharlieH - 06-27-2016
for the love of god be careful with what you use on that thing.
in the same way a girl shouldn't use strongly scented products upon her delicate vag, i would suggest to the gents that water is enough unless you want a sore ring.