Perth Thread

[K-Man]

oh wait non-non-birds, pro birds? idk anymore my inner filter has recently dissolved and im shooting from the hip when communicating, apparently it causes arguments which has been fun to experience kinda

[K-Man]

so how are only the americans all of you doing today

[CharlieH]

i made out with my housemate a few days ago but i'm not actually particularly attracted to her so now i'm weighing up my options. also work has been busy on a level i've seldom seen before.

[K-Man]

Oof, like a drunk hookup? That's a tough one, you may have crapped where you eat

based on my own experience, here are your most viable options:

1. act dodgy & weird until it blows over, general discomfort may linger
2. attempt to progress it until it gets weirder
3. do it again then stop and say maybe we shouldn't do this
4. do it again then use option 1
5. honestly communicate your feelings and discover how she really feels too
6. burn the house to the ground and fake your death

Option 5 might be your best route

[CharlieH]

i'm too much of a fucking beta male shit-for-brains weirdo to follow through with 5.

and, frankly, i thought i was a decent judge of character, but i can't figure her out at all. maybe that's the attraction in the first place.

stupid brain.

stupid feelings.

EDIT: not drunk actually. like, we were both comfy on opposite angles of a corner sofa and my arm was resting near her shoulder then i twisted to get comfortable and it ended up ON her shoulder, then she fidgeted in a way that my hand ended up on her b00b and the rest is history.

kinda spur of the moment but it's happened like four times now and I want to stop

[CharlieH]

Oops

[K-Man]

Time for a power play, next time whip that dick out and see what happens

[grue]

either move in or move out bc if you've hooked up 4 times already it's no longer a spur of the moment thing or a mistake

[fat lesbian]

guess you gotta die

[K-Man]

rip in piece charles, we hardly knew ye

[CharlieH]

put "can't be a mod" on my tombstone

[K-Man]

"permabanned from the mortal coil"

[Phillip Gick]

I've never been

Is it nice?