Perth Thread

[Kentucky Fried]

well if i had to choose from the people who messaged me i'd rather fuck some of the regular or good looking dudes and not the bald old men
so no

[grue]

well look at mr sex picker over here having standards

[Kentucky Fried]

well if you want have sex this much just download grindr and get railed in the ass by some bald old guy it's not hard as you can see

[grue]

I'm so pathetic not even old bald guy wants my ass

[Kentucky Fried]

damn dude
i'd suck your cock quicker than mourinho follows dier to the shitter but i'm not in portugal so tough luck

[Kentucky Fried]

i thought i'd spice up my analogy with topical somewhat portugal related soccer news did it work

[Kentucky Fried]

haha analogy

[K-Man]

lmao

[CharlieH]

quicker than mourinho follows dier to the shitter

i know nothing about soccer but i know some people who do, so i'm stealing that line.

it better be funny.

[grue]

way to ruin my boner charlieh

[Gorilla Tits]

I ate a fistful of mushrooms and ended up on a restaurant patio on main st. It was just as fun as it was terrifying

[Gorilla Tits]

Kman my man whereabouts are you living these days

[K-Man]

The newest of jerseys, back in my home state

hows that canada life treatin ya

[Gorilla Tits]

Can't complain

[grue]

true, can't say anything these days thanks to PC culture