lets get this thread to 1337 pages

[risbolla]

[risbolla]

[risbolla]

finish the sentence: fuck you spiderman you _____

[Kentucky Fried]

hot piece of ass

[risbolla]

[risbolla]

I joined this server just to admit something. Like a kinky confessional I guess? I'm not calling anyone Daddy or Father but...still. I wanna just type this out so I feel less...gross. Okay, here goes.
I'm in high school and today in my theater department was our paint day. We basically paint the floor and set pieces, etc. So, how does this relate to my foot fetish? Well, our director has us go shoeless to make sure we know when we step in paint to keep it off the carpet and whatnot. So, there's this classmate I have. She's a good friend, in school mainly, but her feet are...beautiful. She's aroace so I've never said anything, just admired from afar. But today she took off her shoes and socks and while she was painting the stage, I walked into the director's room to check my phone. The room was empty and there they were. Her socks, fresh from her feet after a day of school. I feel gross because I grabbed them and immediately smelled them. They were heavenly, and I got aroused and all but...I feel like shit. I just wanted to confess this so I don't have to live with my shame being unknown. Kay thanks bye

[Alienator]

so you joined spame just to years later make this confession? wow

[risbolla]

thats right

[fat lesbian]

i have mono

[Zomber_Jesus]

It's called uno

[risbolla]

[risbolla]

alternatte title: looking for singles in my area with tinder

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[risbolla]

ｕ ｈ － Ｈ Ｎ Ｎ Ｎ ｇ ｎ ｎ ｎ ｇ ｎ ｎ ｎ ｎ ｎ ｎ ｇ ｇ ｇ ｈ ｎ ｎ ｎ ｎ … ． ｍ ｙ ｗ ｉ ｄ ｄ ｌ ｅ ｔ ｏ ｅ ｓ ｉ ｅ ｓ … ！ … … ． ． ｕ ｗ ａ ｈ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ｈ ｈ ｈ ｈ ｈ ｎ ｇ ｇ ｍ ｍ ｍ ｍ ｇ ｇ ｇ ｇ ． ． ｈ ｈ ｈ ｈ ｈ ｈ ｎ ｈ ｈ ｈ ｊ ｈ ｎ ｈ ｊ ｎ ｊ ｎ ｇ ｇ ｇ ｇ ｇ ｇ ｇ ｇ ｇ ｇ ｇ … ． ｍ ｙ Ｗ Ｉ Ｄ Ｄ Ｌ Ｅ ｔ ｏ ｅ ｓ ｉ ｅ ｓ ！ ！ ！ ！ ｏ ｏ ｏ ｈ ｈ ｈ ｈ ｈ ｍ ｍ ｍ ｍ ｍ ｍ ｎ ｎ ｎ ｎ ｍ ｎ … ． ａ ａ ｈ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ． ． … ｏ ｏ ｈ ！ ！ ！ ． ．

[Delirious Biznasty]

*sees woman* My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
jaw drops

eyes pop out of head

tongue rolls out

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!

AWOOGA AWOOGA!

EE-AW EE-AW!

BOIOIOING!

picks up jaw

fixes eyes

rolls up tongue

buries face in ass

BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB

WHOA MAMA

[Kentucky Fried]

ok carson