post a pics of u

[fat lesbian]

i have a lot of tattoos now

[grue]

Have you tattooed your Privates I don't need details but feel Free

[Spastic]

thanks pals.

the real truth is that a friend of mine wanted to test some less-than-crackpot theories with me and I was game, given what the end result was. We did EMDR therapy right there in their basement, trying to harness my post-therapy, mid-puberty state for the betterment of something. my friend frequently played with random number generators and noise machines to make art, a way to try to find ways to express themself through the chaos of the universe. their idea was to take a person who was experiencing a metaphysical shift in perspective and force them to perceive everything in the universe, so to speak. it worked. their idea took them through a thought experiment that produced a reverse-turing test; a machine that could read the mind of a willing subject (unbeknownst at the time, me) and tell the operator of the machine the truth of something. the truth was, apparently I was supposed to make a big breakthrough in quantum physics, probably the year or two after I dropped out in real life. the reason that I dropped out was mostly because my abusive father died at exactly the right time for me to not have to pass my exams and stay in school. that was in 2014, and I still haven't gone back. my friend wanted to make the universe right by having me, by random chance, spit out a grand unified theory that would point out whatever flaw was hiding in physics that everybody had missed. it was that there are two right-hand rules, and they're both just ways to think of linear motion in non-linear ways. there are no electrons, not truly. they're holes in the fabric of reality. that's why they're so powerful.

that was over two months ago. i've spent the intervening time recovering from the experience and getting the word out that the grand unified theory is solved and we're ready as a species to move on to something greater. what that really meant is getting my local police department to admit that they were at fault when they assaulted me during a "mental health crisis." that meant subjecting me to another, controlled version of the same thing. i'll save you the gory details, but it involved handcuffs, a lot of blood, and a two-week stint at a mental ward.

so uh, things have been weird for me, to say the least. I'm still right now piecing everything together in a way that meshes with reality, but everything I type is my honest recollection.

same

[brienneoftarthshreds]

i have a lot of tattoos now

how do u pick something you won't get sick of? i'm an indecisive coward with zero ink

[fat lesbian]

i just kinda go w whatever

[risbolla]

epstein is alive in buenos aires how ever his body double did not kill himself

[risbolla]

i have been lenient with the royal family up until this point because while they live pampered and simple lifes suitable for the unintelligent inbreds which they are i dont see them as having been afforded any special privileges which im particularly envious of. up until this point. i wish i could take the lolita express to epsteins resort island and have hella orgies. fuck you mette marit and fuck the rest of the royal family. the monarchy as an institution has no place in this world. im a republican now *sharpens guillotine*

[fat lesbian]

Have you tattooed your Privates I don't need details but feel Free

wanna hear about how my new job has taught me that i can’t get any female genital piercings

[K-Man]

absolutely!

[fat lesbian]

okay cool. they’re all anatomy specific in that they require enough tissue to actually accommodate a piercing so if you want a VCH for example you need to be able to fit the entire head of a q tip inside your clitoral hood. similarly for an inner labia piercing, if they aren’t very prominent you probably won’t have enough tissue to put anything thru. i do not have enough tissue in either area and am left with the option of like... a princess albertina and no fucking thank you. anyway here’s me looking like gru from The Minions.

[Zomber_Jesus]

Question: how do you not get a heart attack when just thinking about a needle approaching your privates

[Zomber_Jesus]

It hurts to imagine imagining that

[fat lesbian]

well the place i work at takes a lot of measures subtle and otherwise to make the environment as relaxed as possible which helps. it also helps that they focus very heavily on consent and even moreso with genital piercings so that helps ppl be more at ease. a lot of them are really not that painful either, a VCH or a frenum are comparable to earlobes from what ive heard and based on the tissue it makes sense. it’s really only as bad of an experience as either u or the piercer make it

[fat lesbian]

idk tho i don’t pierce but ive been present for more than one genital piercing and a couple of them freak me the fuck out lmao

[grue]

it's a livin'