food

[fat lesbian]

ive been recovering from surgery for a while now and i cam only just now really eat so i kept telling her to add more peppers and watching her eat it is so funny

[fat lesbian]

i don’t know any jokes about Portuguese people in relation to Brazilians i only know jokes about Spaniards

[grue]

we had to be threatened by the brits to stop slave trade how bout that joke

[risbolla]

wish the brits would threaten my employer to stop slave trade as well

[grue]

[fat lesbian]

hey don’t feel too bad at least half your country didn’t want to keep slaves so badly that they just plain tried to murder the other half

[fat lesbian]

anyway Spaniards be like dethpathito

[Pooping Farter]

I'm a gourmet chef

[csp]

wtf that depends on where from brazil she is bc some of those bastards are pepper crazy

She says that Brazilians go for spice that adds flavour (mild stuff like paprika) rather than heat and that hot pepper is more of a Mexican thing lol

[fat lesbian]

if the hot peppers you use don’t add flavor you’re using the wrong ones tbh i put birds eyes in just about everything i cook

[risbolla]

wtf how will the bird know where to fly with no eyes *flys into closed window nd dies instantly*

[fat lesbian]

haha i get it

[risbolla]

joke explanation

bird eye is the name of a specific chili pepper but its also the name of a bird eye

[grue]

wait just a gosh darn minute this was a parody thread

[fat lesbian]

risbolla i really love you so much