food

[K-Man]

im hungry

whats for lunch

[grue]

this dick

[K-Man]

oh im sorry i didnt know it was SNACK TIME

[K-Man]

[Gorilla Tits]

You snack on dicks

[K-Man]

you dont?

[Gorilla Tits]

no, asshole

[Ben]

went to a farmers market in town this morning.... buncha people in line for a "bagelini", was mega good but in the middle of me waitin the lady takes a pic of all of us and i bet im lookin like a major dweeb

[K-Man]

tell me more of this bagelini u speak of

[fat lesbian]

wife made chili last night and there’s still a ton left

[fat lesbian]

u can come over and have some there’s like 9 habaneros in it tho

[csp]

when i was recovering from surgery last week this girl i'm going out with made me some brazilian dish which was rice black beans and steak

it was pretty good, apparently brazilians dont like spicy stuff and she doesn't understand why i put like tabasco sauce or any kind of pepper on everything

[grue]

wtf that depends on where from brazil she is bc some of those bastards are pepper crazy

[grue]

last time i was dining with a bunch of zukas they were wailing about not having pepper for their meal and I was like uhm, ask? we asked the waiter lady and she brought the pepper obv and they went ballistic

it's like my dudes, pepper isn't some kind of exotic rarity

[grue]

I tell you one thing about brazillians: they are all married. every single one