Dating & Relationships

[Kentucky Fried]

i heard in greece people cover themselves in olive oil on dates and then try to grab each other by the genitals

[Kentucky Fried]

wait nevermind that was turkish wrestling

[Zomber_Jesus]

How would one go about dating a downie

[Zomber_Jesus]

Asking for a friend

[Delirious Biznasty]

Ask me for dating advice

date me I am a nice guy and totally not like the others

[fat lesbian]

hey everyone things are still going great with the wife! love her

[narcissa]

Ask me for dating advice

date me I am a nice guy and totally not like the others

If i had one dollar for every time someone told me that and was totes like the others... i wouldn't have a huge amount of money but i could have a relatively fancy dinner out for one

[fat lesbian]

can we start collecting a dollar from every man who says something fucking stupid like that
if i had a dollar for every man this year that’s said “but are you like, FULL gay” i could at least get a number 12 steak quesarito meal at Taco Bell

[Delirious Biznasty]

Ask me for dating advice

date me I am a nice guy and totally not like the others

If i had one dollar for every time someone told me that and was totes like the others... i wouldn't have a huge amount of money but i could have a relatively fancy dinner out for one

why are women always going after the bad boys when I always get friendzoned!!!!!!

can we start collecting a dollar from every man who says something fucking stupid like that
if i had a dollar for every man this year that’s said “but are you like, FULL gay” i could at least get a number 12 steak quesarito meal at Taco Bell

you liked boys once so that automatically means you're not FULL gay

[fat lesbian]

i know that you’re not being serious but you’d be amazed how many people genuinely believe that

[fat lesbian]

like the amount of people that are like “but you dated men before so why can’t you now???” um because being with men made me miserable to the point of being suicidal and lashing out at everyone in my proximity!!

[Delirious Biznasty]

like the amount of people that are like “but you dated men before so why can’t you now???” um because being with men made me miserable to the point of being suicidal and lashing out at everyone in my proximity!!

damn did I just get roasted

[fat lesbian]

Love u

[K-Man]

guys im still seeing that woman i was bitching about a few months back

L bombs have been dropped

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME FUCK SINGLE PEOPLE YOU ARE BLESSED SAVE YOURSELVES

[K-Man]

but nah she's great, and her name is elaine! how funny is that!!

(please dont tell her i was here)