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Due to the physical demands of resisting communism, we require that members be able to meet the following standards:



-50 consecutive push-ups within two minutes.

-50 consecutive crunches within a separate two minute period.

-A mile time of 7:30 or lower.

-Possession of a legal firearm in one's state of residence.

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this is satire right
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everything about the fash looks like a bad joke until they're maching on your front door with their chinless dotard fucking mouthbreathing faces yelling stupid shit
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(09-23-2017, 12:38 AM)grue Wrote: Due to the physical demands of resisting communism, we require that members be able to meet the following standards:



-50 consecutive push-ups within two minutes.

-50 consecutive crunches within a separate two minute period.

-A mile time of 7:30 or lower.

-Possession of a legal firearm in one's state of residence.

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interesting requirements

i guess they want to look good in their caskets
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Can't wait for 1930's Germany where I get to witness Communismwasamistake and Skinhead McFuckasses kill eachother

gets me hard just thinking about it
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the only physical demand for resisting communism is to be able to stand on your feet in front of the firing squad
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(09-23-2017, 01:27 AM)Delirious Biznasty Wrote: Communismwasamistake

now we have the technology to keep Lenin 2.0 alive until full automated communism, dont worry
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(09-23-2017, 01:27 AM)grue Wrote: the only physical demand for resisting communism is to be able to stand on your feet in front of the firing squad

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right down to the fedora and hipster hair, 10/10
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(09-23-2017, 01:27 AM)grue Wrote: the only physical demand for resisting communism is to be able to stand on your feet in front of the firing squad

a man after my own T34 shaped heart
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