i have to write a thank you letter for a scholarship

[Zomber_Jesus]

I got a film grant from my university for writing two pages of nonsensical banter referencing more famous nonsensical banter. No thank you letter required.

[fat lesbian]

yeah turns out you can’t do that for astrophysics.

[K-Man]

lol

[fat lesbian]

im gonna say “your few grand left me still having a tenuous grasp on electromagnetism at best”

[fat lesbian]

“your money enabled me to look like, way smarter than all my friends and that was tight. thx”

[Alienator]

I am the next albert fucking einstein and you're just a fucking retard, you are nothing compared to me, and your money means NOTHING...

[grue]

yes give me all your meaningless Money

[grue]

tbh thanking for a scholarship is kinda weird but i guess it's a privately funded scholarship? ive only worked with public funds. not many.

[fat lesbian]

I am the next albert fucking einstein and you're just a fucking retard, you are nothing compared to me, and your money means NOTHING...

yeah pretty much that

[fat lesbian]

tbh thanking for a scholarship is kinda weird but i guess it's a privately funded scholarship? ive only worked with public funds. not many.

it’s one funded by the school so it’s not even like these people’s money went directly to me. i guess what they do is just pick a random name from one of the school donors. 

my other scholarship is a Michigan competitive scholarship that i didn’t even apply for it just showed up lmfao

[grue]

my favourite kind of competition

[fat lesbian]

i can’t lie that good old Matriarchy is sure helping me out with these women in stem programs too

[Gorilla Tits]

"Thanks for the money I spent it all on weed just like Carl Sagan would have wanted."

[Tempest]

boobsxl niki did you summon this spambot????

[fat lesbian]

Yes