dumb mistakes u made while cooking

[Kentucky Fried]

i thought 72 people died
did you fake your own death for an insurance fraud?

[Quadros]

Shit

[gaypeople.com]

Okay, this is epic.

[Ben]

i made an omelet and put too much shit in it. the stuff in the omelet was like twice the size of the egg

[Kentucky Fried]

quick tip for omelettes
don't put shit in it instead use tasty stuff like cheese, bellpeppers, tomatoes or so

[K-Man]

omelettes are annoying to cook, scrambled eggs with special guest ingredients are the way to go

then throw it all in a tortilla with sour cream and salsa

ok maybe im just craving a breakfast burrito rn

[Kentucky Fried]

depends on the type of omelette in my opinion
i probably destroyed 90% of all french omelettes i tried to make but other omelettes are usually fine
a good pan with the proper size helps too

[Zomber_Jesus]

Omlettes are useless wannabe tier food scrambled eggs are clearly superior in every way

[risbolla]

lol @ heat treating ur eggs and denaturing the proteins in the process have u learned nothing from rocky excuse me while i drank some raw eggs for break fast

[Ben]

i actually dont like omelettes any more than i do a well-prepared fried egg but i was in the mood for something more chunky and thought it would be a good idea

[Rаicupartа]

was it a good idea though

[Delirious Biznasty]

quick tip for omelettes
don't put shit in it instead use tasty stuff like cheese, bellpeppers, tomatoes or so

OH BOY

[Ben]

made a pizza, put it right on the rack but just used my hand and a spatula to get it out of the oven and some of the melted cheese got everywhere im still finding it

[FUCK]

Fucking retard.

[Ben]

first mistake: pay $12 for a chicken quesadilla
second mistake: keep half of it in the fridge too long
third mistake: heat it lazily in the microwave so it gets soggy
fourth mistake: heat it too long in the microwave so that it gets too hot to enjoy

result: expensive mush