Anyone here had penis reduction surgery?

[Alienator]

I'm having mine in a about a week, since it's so big it has interfered with my life a bit, but the problem is it's so big even after the surgery it will still be the largest dick on planet earth and probably the universe. They say they can't cut away that much meat in one go. There's just not enough room in the hospital. Plus all the grocery stores have already pre-ordered and will be overstocked on my cock meat for the months to come. So the next time you're in the super market buying dick meat, it probably came from my giant SCHLONG