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do you guys know anyone who died in a freak accident
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this is a serious thread, a childhood friend died in a "freak scuba diving accident"

post funny real or theoretical freak accidents itt
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#2
i know four people whose car got ran over by a train
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#3
well i guess i knew them at one point lmao
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#4
i knew a band whose singer used to put up highway billboards for a living

one day he fell

i replaced him and sang with that band for 5 years, god rest his soul

(true story)
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#5
does anyone know what the advertisement he was working on was because that could end up being highly ironic
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#6
all my relatives die of boring shit like heart attacks or cancer but my professor once said he knew someone who was crushed by a heat exchanger which is kinda funny i guess
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#7
My Great-Uncle died on his leave, one month before the war ended in Europe. Gunned down by an American CAS
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#8
i know about arne who died from falling down a long flight of stairs nd a 4 yo who saw his f**ked up body made a popular song about it the song goes like this

arne går mot døra
tenker tanker han har tenkt tusen ganger fra før av
er som vanlig kledt i svart
et blekt blekt ansikt med en matchende bart
med en matchende bart

trappa virker jævla lang
arne nynner på en depressiv sang
nede venter nok en dør
''før jeg når den'' tenker arne ''er jeg sikker på jeg dør''

''hva er meninga med livet'' grubler arne
men stakkars før han finner svaret snubler arne
trappetrinn på trappetrinn han brekker stadig ben
og vips der knuses ansiktet nå er ikke arne særlig pen

nakken brekker med et knusktørt knekk
og hjernen tyter ut av en diger sprekk
begge øya spretter ut
''å nei'' tenker arne ''jeg ser ikke ut''

arne var en stjerne som ble nektet å skinne
men han lever for alltid i en sang
fordi et lite barn på fire hadde gleden av å finne
et mishandlet lik i en trappeoppgang

arne fikk ei lov å leve
men om en stakkers liten unge på bare fire år
sa psykiateren stille ''han får sjelelige sår''
men barnet bare smilte ''det var bedre enn på tv''

''det var bedre enn på tv''
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#9
i had a childhood friend that died on a car crash while coming to visit from france
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#10
also a bully that i stood up to at my school went missing and ended up beheaded in a vacant lot
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#11
is there a samurai problem in portugal wtf
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#12
not anymore!
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#13
lol wait I forgot about this guy, I was friends with him in middle school. We played runescape together

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafet...er/2228888
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#14
oh my lord
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(02-13-2017, 09:28 AM)Delirious Biznasty Wrote: lol wait I forgot about this guy, I was friends with him in middle school. We played runescape together

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafet...er/2228888

this is your fault. it could have all been prevented if you kept playing runescape with him. WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING!?!?!?
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