i describe movies with risbolla's vocabulary itt

[Ben]

you have to guess what im saying. i took the most frequent 300 words of his recent posts. im not conjugating anything or changing numbers. formatting (punctuation or quotes) is my own
this would be a lot easier if i sorted the words according to part of speech but i havent done that yet. here's two:


movie #1:

from america, parents sell silver nd make coin. he gonna get powerful, sell roll of pages. 2 gf nd 1 wasted, punchline is he "quick plate"

movie #2:

antisocial baby, make articulation figures, sell journey into casting man 

take a quiz here if you want a quick yes/no result!! http://goo.gl/WhVzvZ

[Ben]

if you want to try yourself, here is a pastebin of 300 words. good luck http://pastebin.com/A5euFi8G

ill do more when im bored later

[Relaps]

needs more commas

[Relaps]

is it the wolf of wall street

[Relaps]

or batman

[Ben]

is it the wolf of wall street

or batman

no on bofum

[Ben]

(each line is one movie in case that wasnt clear)

[Relaps]

it really wasnt

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

sell journey into casting man. what the fuck

imma take a shot in the dark on the first one and say superman. maybe coin was the closest you could get to corn

[Relaps]

is #2 birdman

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

yeah first ones gotta be superman.

sorry for spamming the thread but can we make it a rule that people can't make one until the previous is solved?

[Ben]

i dont care about spamming the thread, id make it so you could confirm an answer without having to do that but i dont know how

the answer to the first is not superman

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

how is it not superman you fucking asshole he makes and sells rolls of pages at the daily planet

I'm really getting stuck on 'quick plate' for that is the key my friends

[Ben]

it is a good guess, honestly. youre right that the latter portion is the key

[Ben]

update: i added one word to the first string. maybe itll help