robert pattinson has covid

[K-Man]

guess he took the bat thing too far HAHA

[K-Man]

is that joke too soon? too dated?? maybe racist???

look everyone said this pandemic started with a bat idgaff what nation its from

[K-Man]

hi welcome toL ucky Larrys featuring your horrible moderator host kman, whom of who makes threads when he's stoned enough to mindpuke in a bucket named spame

[K-Man]

:cue "Casino Night Zone" music from Sonic The Hedgehog 2:

:watermark logo in bottom left corner of frame:

[K-Man]

what was i even talking about again

[CharlieH]

your ass. you were talking about your ass.

[Chrisso]

i can't believe theyre still together after all the shit theyve been through

[Kentucky Fried]

i worry about you sometimes kman

[K-Man]

that makes three of us, isnt that right kman

thats right other kman

[Zombie_Jesus]

You need to stop having so much sex with beautiful women you are draining your vital energies

[K-Man]

dude ive been celibate for like 2.5 years, my chi is at an all-time high

unless my past of sleeping with beautiful women is now catching up and draining my vitality, then hooo boy might as well call the coroner now

[Zombie_Jesus]

Dude I'm not an expert there's just so much fuck vibes I'm picking up on

[Zombie_Jesus]

Take care you delicate blossom

[K-Man]

my confident persona is a façade, ive got more game than xbox but actually completely broken inside

i dont even try to pursue any romantic entanglements anymore, even if a woman is clearly interested i have no motivation to try to 'seal the deal', whatever that even means anymore

Dr. Belieber can fix everybodys love problems except his own :[

[K-Man]

maybe i just volunteered more information than i should have but hey the hell else ya reading on these fora lately lol

we should all mindvomit in the casino more often*, we're all acquainted and mature enough to not pass judgement

confession is good for the soul



* - not you, charlie