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The Corona situation has added insult to injury by somehow breaking my father's brain. He now simultaneously believes that the virus is a bioweapon and that 95% of the reported deaths are fake. According to some friends, many dads have recently started on this path. I for one am surprised and very dumbfounded. Post your experiences and theories
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#2
your dad is based and red pilled
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#3
My parents are beginning to side with my anti-vaxx sister, who is indoctrinating them on the fact that vaccines have disinfectants in them, so what Trump said was a very, very smart thing, and not an incredibly uneducated one.
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(04-29-2020, 09:47 PM)risbolla Wrote: your dad is based and red pilled

based, but also cringe
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#5
New thread idea: how do I tell dad mom cucked him
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#6
walk up to your dad and say this is because of you and then shit your pants
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(04-29-2020, 04:14 PM)Zomber_Jesus Wrote: The Corona situation has added insult to injury by somehow breaking my father's brain. He now simultaneously believes that the virus is a bioweapon and that 95% of the reported deaths are fake. According to some friends, many dads have recently started on this path. I for one am surprised and very dumbfounded. Post your experiences and theories

so your dad thinks the covid is a bioweapon that really sucks at killing
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#8
He simultaneously believes that it's a deadly genocidal bioweapon AND that it's not dangerous at all. Pointing out the contradiction has no effect. He recently also started acting like a jackass, visiting grandma after hanging hanging out with his quarantined friend's wife.
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#9
Don't even get me started on the Qanon shit he posts in the family chat. It's beyond me how that stuff takes root in eastern Europe
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#10
9 people are currently in my house, wish me luck bois. I'll tell you all in two weeks if I got the 'rona
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#11
Thoughts and prayers
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