Login Register

30 and over thread (snarky young whippersnappers welcomed)
#1
Motherly 
covert bday thread!!! welcome to the trigenarian ranks @Tempest Moderator

Hitler
Reply
#2
buckle up buttercup because it is figuratively all downhill from here
Reply
#3
I’m fuckin 31, one foot in the grave
[Image: elxQuIB.jpg]
Reply
#4
(04-18-2019, 11:01 PM)K-Man Wrote: buckle up buttercup because it is figuratively all downhill from here

it's been downhill from the day i was born
but at least i'm not an old fart yet *dabs in pre 30*
Reply
#5
it's awesome to have the mind of an 18 year-old in the body of a 50 year-old
[Image: 4761558c1f.png]
[-] The following 2 users Like grue Moderator's post:
  • Ben, Spastic
Reply
#6
im turning 26 this year but i watch jeopardy and do crosswords do i count
[Image: NSiuXpT.jpg]
[-] The following 1 user Likes fat lesbian's post:
  • K-Man Moderator
Reply
#7
u had me at lesbian
[-] The following 1 user Likes K-Man Moderator's post:
  • fat lesbian
Reply
#8
old fuck
Reply
#9
niki fucking liar you're older than me retard
Reply
#10
aw hey jimmy what’s up u emo fuck
[Image: NSiuXpT.jpg]
Reply
#11
happy bday hitler
Reply
#12
\o \o \o \o \o
Reply
#13
(04-19-2019, 12:30 AM)Spastic Wrote: I’m fuckin 31, one foot in the grave

gimme a call if you need someone to pull the plug for you
Reply
#14
i hope geriatric care keeps improving so i can live to the ripe age of 150 confined to a bed, doing nothing but shitting and screaming

all the while the earth is becoming more and more uninhabitable :)
Reply
#15
so basically, russ' existence
[-] The following 1 user Likes K-Man Moderator's post:
  • Ben
Reply


Forum Jump: