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#1
Dinos 
when i was in 5th grade i moved to a different school and when i went to middle school the next year one kid from my grade wasnt there and when i asked what happened they said he was riding his bike down the street and someone threw a brick at his head
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#2
i dont think he died but either he was hospitalized or was at least temporarily handicapped
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#3
yeah sorry about that i really should have been more careful where i was disposing of them
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#4
when i was in school a bully went missing and turned out beheaded on a faraway field eheh
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#5
My school had a spiked fence and a kid once disemboweled himself on it. His bestie was severely traumatized and I hear he still cuts himself
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#6
i feel like the hijinks at my school were far less violent
there was this chick that stuck some carrots up her cunt and accidentally leaked pictures of said act
i think i saw her recently but she didn't have root vegetables stuffed in her snatch so i couldn't tell for sure
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#7
how many?
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#8
like three or four
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#9
did you guys call her carrot bottom
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#10
we did use a pun based on her name which i can't translate because it's a pun and you can't really translate those
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#11
thanks for coming to my ted talk
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#12
we wanna hear it anyway ya dweeb
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#13
this isnt a school memory but a few months back i took a bus into the city to go to a job interview but the bus on the way back got delayed

the bus previous to it was delayed off the board- that is, instead of saying "delayed 1 hr" it just disappeared... there was no eta. a ton of people were crying and screaming to the customer service people over the phone, because it was a intra-state bus and some folk were stranded there from like four states away

so when i saw that my bus was delayed i was worried it would turn into a similar situation. i waited for like an hour and a half with two other people, one was a guy who was taking that bus through my town into tulsa and the other was a woman who had come to the city to take an ASL (american sign language) certification test

she was also going back to my town so we agreed at that point to just split an uber ($70 between two people) and for the full hour ride i asked her like 1000 questions about her vocation and life choices
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#14
i tried to apologize in advance for being hyperinterested but that probably just compounded my autism. anyway i asked her if there are puns in ASL and she said yes but couldnt come up with any. thats why i brought up that story
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#15
four girls in my middle school were pregnant
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