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Zomber_Jesus
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02-20-2018, 11:32 PM
Hey so I had sex with that s&m girl and it was pretty hot, especially because she satisfied that thing I have about looking like a 10 year old boy

But then at some point she took her top off and it turns out she has a lot of scarifications on her boobs

A LOT

Anyways I spent the rest of the evening excusing myself for losing my boner and wishing her parents had loved her enough for this to have been averted

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02-21-2018, 09:47 PM
lol
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02-22-2018, 02:08 PM
wow dude sorry you’re a weenie
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02-22-2018, 03:24 PM
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Zomber_Jesus
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02-23-2018, 04:41 PM
Wow kink shaming
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02-23-2018, 06:28 PM
whatever you say limpdick
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02-24-2018, 10:29 PM
(02-20-2018, 11:32 PM)Zomber_Jesus Wrote: especially because she satisfied that thing I have about looking like a 10 year old boy

are we going to talk about the elephant in the room here or
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02-24-2018, 11:17 PM
Wow kink shaming
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02-25-2018, 08:28 AM
(02-24-2018, 10:29 PM)K-Man Wrote:
(02-20-2018, 11:32 PM)Zomber_Jesus Wrote: especially because she satisfied that thing I have about looking like a 10 year old boy

are we going to talk about the elephant in the room here or

Is it a fat 10 year old?
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02-25-2018, 10:35 AM
god i hope so
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Ben
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02-27-2018, 07:43 AM
only one man can answer that at this point
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Ben
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02-27-2018, 07:43 AM
i mean, talk about burying the lede here
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Zomber_Jesus
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03-01-2018, 02:43 AM (This post was last modified: 03-01-2018, 02:47 AM by Zomber_Jesus.)
Well, turns out that the reason she looks like a tiny kiddo and the reason she had sex with me in the first place are one and the same; cancer! She really should have went to the make-a-wish foundation instead. I assume they can at least afford viagra
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Zomber_Jesus
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03-01-2018, 02:43 AM
God I wish none of this were true
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03-01-2018, 03:45 AM
you didn't just reject a terminally ill girl
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