i have to write a thank you letter for a scholarship

[fat lesbian]

which is super fucking gay. thanks everyone

[fat lesbian]

im using gay as a pejorative im bringing it back

[K-Man]

thats the only way i ever used that word as a kid

when i learned what gay really meant (as a child) i actually said "really? wait, whats wrong with that?"

[grue]

really? I said "ew"

[grue]

penises are gross and girls have cooties

honestly childhood is a nightmare

[Kentucky Fried]

i like penises

[grue]

um pretty sure it's penii?

[fat lesbian]

i was like severely homophobic as a little gay kid which is a depressingly common experience

[fat lesbian]

which is wild because looking at pictures of me as a kid you can absolutely peg me as a future butch motorcycle enthusiast lmfao

[Kentucky Fried]

um pretty sure it's penii?

fuck that i like dicks

[fat lesbian]

anyway like idk how to even write this letter? thanks for the money??? like

[fat lesbian]

it also gives me the ppls names but no contact info

[grue]

if you're being serious, you don't actually thank the money but the support, oppoprtunity, consideration, etc

[grue]

dear x

I _name_ am writing you to personally express my gratitude (my thanks if u want informal) for having been granted the scholarxip x y z

Studying physics has always been my goal and I have carl sagan underwear (or something more substancial)

This opportunity will allow me to achieve my objectives of a b and c

Gratefully,
_name_

[fat lesbian]

Oh that’s actually super helpful thanks. I’ve never had to write something like this