Dating & Relationships

[Zomber_Jesus]

Lots of cats don't have balls or uteri and they seem to be doing just swell

[Delirious Biznasty]

I like a girl and she likes me back but there's a catch

She's openly into extreme s&m, like cutting, piercing, scarring and the like. She also has incomparably more sexual experience than me and I'm terrified as to what her needs would be if we ever went ahead

Next time you see her beat the shit outta the bitch and her panties will be drenched

[Kentucky Fried]

I like a girl and she likes me back but there's a catch

She's openly into extreme s&m, like cutting, piercing, scarring and the like. She also has incomparably more sexual experience than me and I'm terrified as to what her needs would be if we ever went ahead

glass her

[grue]

her ultimate act of masochism will be dating you

[Zomber_Jesus]

her ultimate act of masochism will be dating you

I never knew being a sadist can be this humiliating

[Kentucky Fried]

technically she would be torturing herself
that's like saying the whip is a sadist when she's scourging herself

[Zomber_Jesus]

Would me treating her nicely count as sadism then?

[Kentucky Fried]

maybe
but why make things complicated if you could just shank that skank

[Zomber_Jesus]

Cut the cunt

[Zomber_Jesus]

Blade the babe

[Zomber_Jesus]

PM me if you're lonely Kentucky

[Kentucky Fried]

lonely is my constant state of being

[narcissa]

My dating life sucks because i'm borderline

[narcissa]

Also because fuckbois

[narcissa]

Ask me for dating advice