totally awesome sexuality discussion (flaming welcomed {haha geddit} )

[fat lesbian]

according to the big gay book, now they're calling us token straights

this is true

[fat lesbian]

And asexual people who want to have sex with five genders are pentacurious whereas a xuy I know is duodecasexual. Introsexual people who only imagine sex with one gender can also be referred to as isexual and if they actually do it they become i²sexual. A person who has sex twice as fast is a minimsexual, while hemisemiquaversexual people are supersonic and have to face velocity discrimination on a daily basis. All of this was made significantly more complex when Pythagoras invented irrational numbers, which is why he had some of the most diverse orgies in history.

please stop this reads exactly like a Tumblr post written by a 14 year old in mogai hell and im concerned

[Kentucky Fried]

concerned about what
surely not zj that would be silly

[fat lesbian]

im concerned that that literally looks like something you'd see from 14 year olds reading My First Judith Butler

[Kentucky Fried]

i expected nothing else from him tbh

[Zomber_Jesus]

That's already more than my entire family ever did

[Delirious Biznasty]

I am still surprised that you two have 400 posts and I do not recognize your names from the explosm forum

[Delirious Biznasty]

it perplexes me, you both have a very unique shitposting styles that I should recognize

[grue]

yeah but they were from the time when doctors were drilling holes into your brain

[Kentucky Fried]

it perplexes me, you both have a very unique shitposting styles that I should recognize

yeah i didn't graduate from shitposting university to be like any other old shitposter

[narcissa]

speaking of which I have a bone to pick

guys who want to try sex with guys aren't "bicurious" they're HOMOcurious; a gay that wants to try sex with the other gender is HETEROcurious

only an asexual that wants to try sex with both genders is bicurious, that's the only correct use of the word

Uh idk if u're trolling but no

[fat lesbian]

pick your battles it's not worth it

[grue]

no i'm dead serious

[grue]

but thanls

[fat lesbian]

grue i just want you to know that statement is so fuckbrained that i repressed having ever read it