Dating & Relationships

[fat lesbian]

just make sure nobody gets with u expecting u to support them and for no other reason

[narcissa]

It's prob cause ur ginger tbh

[Delirious Biznasty]

Wow way to be an ableist

[narcissa]

I'm sorry i meant weasly

[shagg]

Really?? That's awesome brother, congratulations!

in other news, theres a girl that i really really like and we've been chatting on messenger for a few months, I finally worked up the nerve to tell her I like her and asked her out and she said yes!!! Wooo, im so glad i took that gamble, had a feeling she liked me too but still it was a risk and i took it, simply by being honest

its a good day spame, i really needed that win

:')

[csp]

just make sure nobody gets with u expecting u to support them and for no other reason

this actually nearly happened, there's situations like that that i'd rather stay single lol

not that i want to be single forever ofc but it has to suit us mutually and not one over the other

[Zomber_Jesus]

Okay so I've been single as fuck for almost two years but I find that preferable to my friends' dating cycles:

1. Go to party
2. Get drunk
3. Make out with person
4. Stick around person out of complacency 
5. Person is emotionally abusive / unstable / cheats on you / has weird fetishes 
6. Feel like shit

Am I not superior to these flesh puppets? Surely.

[grue]

eh I mean at least they're giving love a chance

you should be like me and hand out with like-minded losers and/or noone

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

at least they're giving love a chance. god dammit grue.

[Kentucky Fried]

hanging out with people? i just don't leave the house at all
i have everything i need in my parents' basement

[Zomber_Jesus]

How do I find like minded losers? Is there a tinder for postmodernists?

[grue]

yes it's called alcoholism

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

and then yuh back, BACK IN THE KING TOOOOOOOYD

[Delirious Biznasty]

Hey I got one of those relationships things

Cant wait for it to end horribly like every other one!!!!!!!!!

[Delirious Biznasty]

anyone in a happy relationship will be banned

Deservable of a unlike relike