Pre-emptive Apocalypse Thread (trump edition) [OFFICIAL]

[Ben]

discovering the roanoke colony is my favorite mission in witcher tbh

[Tempest]

then you fuck all the girls and they give you cards with pictures of them naked

[grue]

2016

Trump: "We're gonna build a wall! Mexico is gonna pay! We're going to ban muslims from entering the country!"
Republicans: "He tells it like it is! No bullshit. It's what I want in my politicians, this is the guy."

2017

Trump: "Start building the wall! Stop muslims from entering the country!"
Republicans: "Woah there buddy I mean... woah you shouldn't do that, that's actually not a good thing I can't understand why you're doing this? I regret casting my vote :/"

[risbolla]

their is nothing wrong with building walls nd banning muslems

[fat lesbian]

guess who just fired the attorney general and is also firing everyone that would force him to act within the bounds of the constitution

[K-Man]

the same guy who once literally made a living off saying "you're fired"

[Kentucky Fried]

trump is more meme than man to me
which would be funny if he wasn't the president of the united states

[Delirious Biznasty]

Obama was a meme man too

[Gorilla Tits]

Trump isn't America's president he's America's CEO

[grue]

not only would impeaching Trump be hilarious but it'd also be incredibly fitting with his peach coloured skin

[fat lesbian]

don't be mean to the objective best fruit

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

see I can't even argue with you because peaches are that good. I was gonna say pineapple but they are so hard to find perfectly ripe

[risbolla]

sorry persimmon is the best

[Delirious Biznasty]

https://mobile.twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/...6520893440

Reminder that antifa are terrorists

[grue]

>infowars