haiku only thread / express urself with haiku / in this haiku thread

[fat lesbian]

that's not a haiku

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

these fucking ad-bots
are getting real annoying
for seriously

[risbolla]

where are the adbots
i dont see any adbots
imagination

[Gorilla Tits]

Brush then Listerine
I'm trying to take a shit
Beard hairs by the sink

you are mistaking
haiku with slam poetry
you did the latter

Maybe i did both
You pedantic cocksucker
Go suck a lemon

[Zomber_Jesus]

Why do people care about haikus
They sound like shit
Or is it just me?

[Kentucky Fried]

all the users of this place called spame
don't really look like they are very sane
a place to discuss
and endlessly cuss
oh god please help me i'm in great pain

[Kentucky Fried]

wait fuck

[K-Man]

haikus only here
5-7-5 syllables
dont derail the thread

[Urser]

i am the scatman
beep bop skee boo wop bee bah
soo bee waa zoop buh

[risbolla]

counting my fingers
before posting in this thread
1 2 3 4 5

[Relaps]

That's not a haiku

[Zomber_Jesus]

Neither is that, hypocrite

[K-Man]

thats not a haiku
neither is that, hypocrite
lets work together

[Relaps]

It was a spam bot
From Russia or someplace else
Suck my fucking dick

[K-Man]

report, don't reply
please report and don't reply
replying is bad