Gun Control, yay or nay

[Delirious Biznasty]

Yes of course it's common sense really

ok but really here is a serious reply

Yes, you're right. It should be common sense! Man, these Bill of Rights are pretty old, I think we should change some other stuff too!

Hmm, all these protesting against immigration are scary! We should ban them outright because that could end up being violent! Lets not use educated responses to this problem though, we need to think of the children! Right to assembly, more like right for a felony!

Well then, there was some sort of national disaster! Shit, we better use every resource available to kick down every door to search the premises! We don't need probable cause, think of the children!

Some people are just TOO evil and sick minded, they should be allowed an actual trial! They should be put away forever. Just think of the CHILDREN if they actually won the case they would have been given!!!!

Seeing as we went after all these other amendments, we have shown that individuals do not deserve the long list of their individual rights, I mean it's common sense! THINK OF THE CHILDREN


whew wait, we live in a country that denies these things from ever happening, thank god I didn't use this "common sense" thing and read something that supports the freedom I deserve.



SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

(the actual irony is that one of those scenarios actually fucking happened)

([T W I C E])