yeah see that sounds like every abduction claim ever.
'I done woked up, there wuz hands all over me and I saw these creatures, no facial features at all, blocking the view to the rest of my trailer, then them gol darned things flew me up in a space-ship real good I reckon.'
'I done woked up, there wuz hands all over me and I saw these creatures, no facial features at all, blocking the view to the rest of my trailer, then them gol darned things flew me up in a space-ship real good I reckon.'
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