wow i think we got our first adbot

[fat lesbian]

whatever you do, don't mention that you go on the internet. they'll think so poorly of you!

going on the internet is not the same thing as going on a forum like this. would you tell your friends if you went on reddit? probably not, because the common perception of both reddit and forums are they are full of socially inept people who can't make friends outside of them. 

so it makes sense all your friends would know these things actually