Masturbation Month Megathread (MMM)

[Delirious Biznasty]

most times i wank i do it just to get it out of the way

like if i dont ill be distracted from doin actual work or sleeping so i gotta rub one out REAL QUICK to exorcise the nasty perversions from my sinner brain

me2

i tend to bounce around clips and kind of edge until i find a good one that i can finish with

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but i do sometimes use opiates, which messes up my whackit™ schedule. it's nearly impossible to ejaculate when on narcotic painkillers, which can honestly be frustrating at times but usually i just skip those days and have an extra good wank a day or two or five later

But those are the best ones. Its a fucking marathon.