borderlands 2 is lame. all of the annoying parts (the jokes, writing, style) from the first game that you excuse, for it being at least new, can no longer piggyback on anything now that it's a sequel. it relies on references to the original (spoilers: all the old characters are BACK!! and theyre BAD ASS!!! just wait until we kill them so that you can care, not because its compelling writing but instead because it's something you recognize going away (disclaimer: did anyone actually die? i dont know, i didnt finish the game because it was so painfully drab)). in fact, please meet this new character.... i bet youll know who it is when you see them ;) ;) ;) ;P (spoilers: it's the old characters!!! REMEMBER THEM??)
the loot sucks. fun runs from the first one like crawmerax and the (glitched) armory are gone, right? and legendaries drop only off of certain enemies? lets just water down the first game and repackage it, that'll be cool. and then we'll revive duke nukem again because- guess why- does anybody else remember THIS??
just kidding- i LOVED it! did you see how FAT that character was? ha ha! look forward to more wacky antics and memes in the next installment, "even" bored-erlands 3
the loot sucks. fun runs from the first one like crawmerax and the (glitched) armory are gone, right? and legendaries drop only off of certain enemies? lets just water down the first game and repackage it, that'll be cool. and then we'll revive duke nukem again because- guess why- does anybody else remember THIS??
just kidding- i LOVED it! did you see how FAT that character was? ha ha! look forward to more wacky antics and memes in the next installment, "even" bored-erlands 3
