10-31-2021, 03:02 PM
Welcome back to The News. The guy is still pooping and he's been pooping this whole time. At this point he may have been pooping for years. We don't know yet because he won't respond, he's just constantly eating nonstop while pooping into the toilet which is constantly flushing. So food is constantly going into his body and it almost seems like it's being instantly converted into poop which is constantly streaming out of his asshole and sucked into the void of the constantly flushing toilet. In other news I might fart tomorrow.