Hey Guys

[FUCK]

Today I'm going to be completely shutting a door on my cock and locking it. Then while my smashed cock is stuck in between the closed locked door I will walk backwards until my cock is torn off my body and I'm free. Then I will go outside naked with a torn off cock and walk into people's backyards happily smiling and ask them if I can have their fireworks. If they say no I will rush at their fire works super fast and grab a bunch of them and run away. They will most likely scream and run away because a naked man with a ripped off cock is running at them in their yard or I might get shot. So yeah!