05-25-2020, 11:14 PM
It's been a fuckin free-for-all of a year, and it isn't even June yet. Just when I think I've got this Life™ thing figured out, the gods say "Hey motherfucker, how about a pandemic? Yeah, suck on that curveball, nerd."
I spent 2 months in self-isolation (props to my phone for wanting to correct that to "self-immolation") and that in itself was a journey. It started out with a sudden stop to all income and being forced to be alone with my thoughts weeks at a time, which was horrifying at first but then led to coming to terms with a lot in my life. By mid-April, I was getting that sweet sweet PUA and that extra $600 a week certainly rented my happiness for a while. I almost got too used to being paid to sit home and fuckoff everyday by the end of last month... after a couple decades of working bullshit jobs with no paid vacations, this was finally my chance to slow down and heal. I took advantage of that and loved it. Amongst all my binge-watching, I streamed every episode of Community, which I've never stopped to watch before. Absolutely loved it, what a wonderful show.
I returned to work about a week ago, now I'm lovin that too. This is the golden age of food delivery, been averaging $40/hour some days just doing UberEats. Social distancing is like my favorite thing ever, people standing the fuck away from me and wearing a mask so I don't have to breathe their nasty germs is GREAT. I hope this never goes out of style. Watching the economy crumble and conservatives have meltdowns has been a secret joy too. It's like living through a soft apocalypse, and I am totally here for it.
Coronavirus: 9/10, looking forward to the imminent 2nd shutdown :thup:
I spent 2 months in self-isolation (props to my phone for wanting to correct that to "self-immolation") and that in itself was a journey. It started out with a sudden stop to all income and being forced to be alone with my thoughts weeks at a time, which was horrifying at first but then led to coming to terms with a lot in my life. By mid-April, I was getting that sweet sweet PUA and that extra $600 a week certainly rented my happiness for a while. I almost got too used to being paid to sit home and fuckoff everyday by the end of last month... after a couple decades of working bullshit jobs with no paid vacations, this was finally my chance to slow down and heal. I took advantage of that and loved it. Amongst all my binge-watching, I streamed every episode of Community, which I've never stopped to watch before. Absolutely loved it, what a wonderful show.
I returned to work about a week ago, now I'm lovin that too. This is the golden age of food delivery, been averaging $40/hour some days just doing UberEats. Social distancing is like my favorite thing ever, people standing the fuck away from me and wearing a mask so I don't have to breathe their nasty germs is GREAT. I hope this never goes out of style. Watching the economy crumble and conservatives have meltdowns has been a secret joy too. It's like living through a soft apocalypse, and I am totally here for it.
Coronavirus: 9/10, looking forward to the imminent 2nd shutdown :thup: