02-17-2020, 12:52 AM
I didn't see any of those yet, but I usually don't catch movies until years after their release. Idk why, maybe an inherent disinterest in film hype? Laziness??
Anywho, I recently watched Beach Bum, most of which was shot in Key West while I was still living there. So many people there were gassed up to be extras in it or meet Matthew McConaughey (thank u autocorrect, I had no idea how tf to spell his name), but I waited until a couple weeks ago to actually watch it. And lemme tell you...
...its the biggest piece of shit I've ever watched onscreen. Like, so bad and aimless that it doesn't even leave room for mockery. Even an MST3K of it would just be 90 minutes of them going "huh? what the actual fuck?" For a movie with such starpower (Snoop Dogg, Martin Lawrence, Jonah Hill), it was utter rubbish from start to finish. None of the jokes land, none of the characters were relatable or likeable, the story was two-dimensional, and I can't even remember the last time I gave a movie such a bad review.
I dont know why I wrote all of this, but here is my contribution to this thread. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Anywho, I recently watched Beach Bum, most of which was shot in Key West while I was still living there. So many people there were gassed up to be extras in it or meet Matthew McConaughey (thank u autocorrect, I had no idea how tf to spell his name), but I waited until a couple weeks ago to actually watch it. And lemme tell you...
...its the biggest piece of shit I've ever watched onscreen. Like, so bad and aimless that it doesn't even leave room for mockery. Even an MST3K of it would just be 90 minutes of them going "huh? what the actual fuck?" For a movie with such starpower (Snoop Dogg, Martin Lawrence, Jonah Hill), it was utter rubbish from start to finish. None of the jokes land, none of the characters were relatable or likeable, the story was two-dimensional, and I can't even remember the last time I gave a movie such a bad review.
I dont know why I wrote all of this, but here is my contribution to this thread. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.