09-25-2019, 04:14 AM
The birds are singing the flowers are blooming my dick is throbbing, what a beautfiul day for cooming! GOOD MORNING ALEX LYNX, ive been awake for twenty whole seconds and i haven't coomed yet.. Its time to hop onto my pornthrone an' machinegun jackhammer my bloodshot semichub with my roighted doom fist ONCE AGAIN! *loud and ferocious keyboard clatter* huh! Is-is that a-augh, a female girl?!HNNNG ugh.. HNG *fap noises* i must..- sniff- *loud sniffing noise-* HNNNNNGGG AAAUUGGHHH HMMMHH OH GOD AAUUGGNNNNN *furious and loud beat banging noises* HNNnng fUcK- UHHHMMMMMNNG HMF-oh fuck oOOAAUUUGHHHMMMMM *deep breaths* OONNGHH HMF AAAAUULLL *fucking bangs table with his mighty coomer hand* OOOOOAUUUUGGGH *continues banging* iIIMMM.. COOOOOOMIIIING *deep breaths* buuuUUURRP- im-heaghhh COOOMING *burps out the word COOM* im *chokes* oouuggh coOOminG!
burps out COOM x2* auuuggh cOOMing!!! - IM COOMinG! *burps out another fucking COOM* AAAAAAAAAUgHFFFFh- ooOOah fuCk! oHHWNNNNGGGGMMMHHHHH-COOOOMMIING-AAAAAAAAMFFAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhnG another coom burp aUUUGGH nOOO!OH FUcK! Its EVERYWHERE!!! *burps out a long COOOOOOM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLNFGHHHHH UUUUUUNNGGGG OOOOOALLLLMhPH *coughs* oh fUCK! *deep breaths* oh- fuck oh jesus.. oh fuck *more intense breathing* oh fuck oh fuck- oohh-oohhhhh.. there you are.. oh my slippery white gift to the world- my son- my son.. sobs a little oh fuck *clears throat* well, its time to get some breakfast... a-actually a little coom first wouldnt hurt.....
burps out COOM x2* auuuggh cOOMing!!! - IM COOMinG! *burps out another fucking COOM* AAAAAAAAAUgHFFFFh- ooOOah fuCk! oHHWNNNNGGGGMMMHHHHH-COOOOMMIING-AAAAAAAAMFFAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhnG another coom burp aUUUGGH nOOO!OH FUcK! Its EVERYWHERE!!! *burps out a long COOOOOOM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLNFGHHHHH UUUUUUNNGGGG OOOOOALLLLMhPH *coughs* oh fUCK! *deep breaths* oh- fuck oh jesus.. oh fuck *more intense breathing* oh fuck oh fuck- oohh-oohhhhh.. there you are.. oh my slippery white gift to the world- my son- my son.. sobs a little oh fuck *clears throat* well, its time to get some breakfast... a-actually a little coom first wouldnt hurt.....

