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[Delirious Biznasty]

I've been having painful bowel movements for the last three days

You do not know true pain until you experience my mornings. Will you participate and endure the trial? Or will you perish like a dog?

i met gilligan on my birthday and he did a screamo cover of you oughta know at karaoke and it made me sit on the floor in absolute incredulity

never in my life have I experienced someone so droll