09-23-2017, 01:14 AM
(09-23-2017, 12:38 AM)grue Wrote: Due to the physical demands of resisting communism, we require that members be able to meet the following standards:
-50 consecutive push-ups within two minutes.
-50 consecutive crunches within a separate two minute period.
-A mile time of 7:30 or lower.
-Possession of a legal firearm in one's state of residence.
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interesting requirements
i guess they want to look good in their caskets

