totally awesome sexuality discussion (flaming welcomed {haha geddit} )

[fat lesbian]

And asexual people who want to have sex with five genders are pentacurious whereas a xuy I know is duodecasexual. Introsexual people who only imagine sex with one gender can also be referred to as isexual and if they actually do it they become i²sexual. A person who has sex twice as fast is a minimsexual, while hemisemiquaversexual people are supersonic and have to face velocity discrimination on a daily basis. All of this was made significantly more complex when Pythagoras invented irrational numbers, which is why he had some of the most diverse orgies in history.

please stop this reads exactly like a Tumblr post written by a 14 year old in mogai hell and im concerned