help doctor belieber itt

[Ben]

okay spame, my bullshit alter-ego good friend Dr. Belieber is having some romance issues. we both realize the irony of a love doctor that needs to now be the patient but he is LOSING his FUCKING mind (take it from me)

so, he's been seeing some chick that comes to most of his shows. Very pretty woman, always cool

then they start hanging out>hanging out a lot>boning a lot, normal cycle

but she wants to be with him ALL the DAMN time and this chick will literally stay up for 24+ hours drinking an partying at a rate that even my college-age self would've said "holy shit enough already"

so my question is, how does the good doctor go about seperating entirely from this vacuum of insanity

hello dr belieber luckily for you while all those losers were studying to be ear, nose, and throat doctors i specialized in sex, drugs, and rock & roll which seems to be your problem atm

in my professional opinion i think you should put her in the friendzone i dont think this could ever fail