UPDATE #1: I'm a mr. bean level idiot and more!
barium test was a big fucking pain in the ass for absolutely nothing like I said. my dad sure can swallow! hope that ends up being someones sig.
in other news I took a shower in the patient bathroom and it was actually quite nice. water pressure was excellent, and it was one of those handheld things so I got my gooch nice and good! I washed my socks as well because my feet were fucking rank. however, I did not bring a towel in there with me. you can see how this might be a problem. the patient bathroom in this room opens up right to the main door of the room, which is just a big window right in front of the nurses station and the hallway. there is about two to three feet of solid door below the window, so I kind of...half crab-walked, half please-kneel-and-cough-so-I-know-there-isn't-a-gun-in-your-butthole'd across to grab a towel. on the way back to the bathroom, I am 100% certain a doctor pushing a stretcher saw my asshole. what a lucky man.
oh and kasey has a tramp stamp. she's pretending she didn't present it to me for sexual purposes but we both know the truth.
barium test was a big fucking pain in the ass for absolutely nothing like I said. my dad sure can swallow! hope that ends up being someones sig.
in other news I took a shower in the patient bathroom and it was actually quite nice. water pressure was excellent, and it was one of those handheld things so I got my gooch nice and good! I washed my socks as well because my feet were fucking rank. however, I did not bring a towel in there with me. you can see how this might be a problem. the patient bathroom in this room opens up right to the main door of the room, which is just a big window right in front of the nurses station and the hallway. there is about two to three feet of solid door below the window, so I kind of...half crab-walked, half please-kneel-and-cough-so-I-know-there-isn't-a-gun-in-your-butthole'd across to grab a towel. on the way back to the bathroom, I am 100% certain a doctor pushing a stretcher saw my asshole. what a lucky man.
oh and kasey has a tramp stamp. she's pretending she didn't present it to me for sexual purposes but we both know the truth.
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