12-19-2016, 09:35 PM
I got fat and bearded, so that I could dress in a red suit, go down to the local shopping centre and make unsustainable promises to children.
'A unicorn? Well you have been very good this year! I suppose it just depends on whether your parents love you enough. Otherwise I guess you'll just have to settle for a regular pony.'
'A unicorn? Well you have been very good this year! I suppose it just depends on whether your parents love you enough. Otherwise I guess you'll just have to settle for a regular pony.'

