i have a 1mb/min download speed AMA

[Ben]

preemptive answer: hell is real, yes

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

what is the name of the midget tranny porn you are downloading

[fat lesbian]

my passive aggressive roommates have changed the wifi so we can't use it (we're moving out this weekend) so i currently have no download speed and more importantly no upload speed and no way to upload the homework for my web development class

[K-Man]

didnt know DSL made a comeback

[Ben]

what is the name of the midget tranny porn you are downloading

jokes on me, "little fockers (2010)" isnt what i thought it was

[iiyama]

my passive aggressive roommates have changed the wifi so we can't use it (we're moving out this weekend) so i currently have no download speed and more importantly no upload speed and no way to upload the homework for my web development class

wow what a bunch of shitters

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

there must be some serious feuding going on if you can't tell them 'hey uhh i need to turn this in for my future' and ask for them to not do that for a minute.

[fat lesbian]

they are petty and nasty people

[Gorilla Tits]

I'm sure you're an innocent little angel

[fat lesbian]

i literally don't leave our room and don't speak to anyone in the house except in passing so im curious what your justification for them throwing us out on the street and denying us access to things we need is

[fat lesbian]

just kidding, ill tell you why, the answer is "one of the lease holders is upset my girlfriend won't let her sexually assault her any further and is desperate for complete control over her life because of it"

[fat lesbian]

anyway. she likes to do anal in the shower or some weird shit so i dumped out her shower lube and filled the bottle with water

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

probably the only logical place to have someone fuck you in the ass tbh

[fat lesbian]

it's not as messy as you'd think unless you take horrifying shits every day

[grue]

tell me more about anal