Masturbation Month Megathread (MMM)

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

jesus christ it's really all starting to piece together

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

I mean 'could'

[Gorilla Tits]

I'm only able to shit when I'm jerking off

[Delirious Biznasty]

When I was in my 7th grade math class I was sitting in the front right corner with basketball shorts on. I jerked it through the pocket my hand was in. I don't know what I was thinking, I'd still do it all over again if I had the chance though.

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

............

[fat lesbian]

My penis is average sized

this is true

[Tyler_Legrand]

I prefer to be master of my domain

[Delirious Biznasty]

............

You got something you wanna say, punk?

[tool]

I jerk it like 4-7 times a week

if i dont have porn itd be like 1nce a fortnight

[Relaps]

i tend to bounce around clips and kind of edge until i find a good one that i can finish with

[Tyler_Legrand]

I can't finish without some loli vore

[Relaps]

iiro cant finnish

[Urser]

most times i wank i do it just to get it out of the way

like if i dont ill be distracted from doin actual work or sleeping so i gotta rub one out REAL QUICK to exorcise the nasty perversions from my sinner brain

[K-Man]

most times i wank i do it just to get it out of the way

like if i dont ill be distracted from doin actual work or sleeping so i gotta rub one out REAL QUICK to exorcise the nasty perversions from my sinner brain

me2

i tend to bounce around clips and kind of edge until i find a good one that i can finish with

me2

but i do sometimes use opiates, which messes up my whackit™ schedule. it's nearly impossible to ejaculate when on narcotic painkillers, which can honestly be frustrating at times but usually i just skip those days and have an extra good wank a day or two or five later

[Delirious Biznasty]

most times i wank i do it just to get it out of the way

like if i dont ill be distracted from doin actual work or sleeping so i gotta rub one out REAL QUICK to exorcise the nasty perversions from my sinner brain

me2

i tend to bounce around clips and kind of edge until i find a good one that i can finish with

me2

but i do sometimes use opiates, which messes up my whackit™ schedule. it's nearly impossible to ejaculate when on narcotic painkillers, which can honestly be frustrating at times but usually i just skip those days and have an extra good wank a day or two or five later

But those are the best ones. Its a fucking marathon.