30 and over thread (snarky young whippersnappers welcomed)

[K-Man]

covert bday thread!!! welcome to the trigenarian ranks @tempest

[K-Man]

buckle up buttercup because it is figuratively all downhill from here

[Spastic]

I’m fuckin 31, one foot in the grave

[Kentucky Fried]

buckle up buttercup because it is figuratively all downhill from here

it's been downhill from the day i was born
but at least i'm not an old fart yet *dabs in pre 30*

[grue]

it's awesome to have the mind of an 18 year-old in the body of a 50 year-old

[fat lesbian]

im turning 26 this year but i watch jeopardy and do crosswords do i count

[K-Man]

u had me at lesbian

[gay fart]

old fuck

[gay fart]

niki fucking liar you're older than me retard

[fat lesbian]

aw hey jimmy what’s up u emo fuck

[K-Man]

happy bday hitler

[risbolla]

\o \o \o \o \o

[Urser]

I’m fuckin 31, one foot in the grave

gimme a call if you need someone to pull the plug for you

[Urser]

i hope geriatric care keeps improving so i can live to the ripe age of 150 confined to a bed, doing nothing but shitting and screaming

all the while the earth is becoming more and more uninhabitable :)

[K-Man]

so basically, russ' existence