drunk

[Zomber_Jesus]

I use up all my stamina on wishing I had sex

[Kentucky Fried]

i just woke up with an omelette next to me
thank you drunk me

[fat lesbian]

i bought an ounce and woke up with an ounce and two edibles next to me. thanks me

[risbolla]

''i wonder what its like to be born just so u can be eaten by someone else'' -me when eating lamb 6 years old

[risbolla]

''so this is what its like to be born just so u can work ur entire life to make money for someone else'' -me when looking in the mirror 26 years old

[Kentucky Fried]

you know what guys it's been a while

[K-Man]

since i could

hold my head up high

[csp]

i havent really drank since my 30th feel like i'm due a night out

[Kentucky Fried]

i'm dying guys pls send help

[K-Man]

have a drink

[risbolla]

im dying guys plz clap

[K-Man]

[Kentucky Fried]

feel better now thanks for the help

[Zomber_Jesus]

I had an alcoholic elementary school teacher she used to pour medicinal alcohol into her coffee and then swoon in her chair. Remember it like it was last year

[grue]

god I wish that were me